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Itapos;s not another country.� or person, even.

oh, no.

the evilest evil that ever eviled is brown and fuzzy.� with stripes.� and thereapos;s three of them.

the humans call them....

TOWELS.

and they *never* mean anything good.� once the brown fuzzy striped menaces come out, it either means:

1.� youapos;re about to get your ears cleaned.� bad for obvious reasons.� (you try having someones finger stuck down your infected ear and tell me if youapos;d want to go stand on the evil towel again.� oh, no, i tell you.� youapos;d stand next to the towel, or behind the towel, or jump over the towel to the couch, but youapos;d quickly learn, as i have, that itapos;s downright *dangerous* to ever stand *on* the towel.)

2.� youapos;re about to smell like peaches.� see earlier posting about my thoughts on that.

3.� itapos;s absolutely pouring out.� which means youapos;re already wet.� and had to pee in the rain.� and lord only knows why they bother to bring out the evil, anyway, cuz youapos;re *still* going to be a wet dog that nobody will ever want to pet again.� ever.

we HATES the towels.

which is why, on my re-election platform, i want you, the voters, to know that i stand on a firm anti-towel agenda.� death to all towels everywhere� our country, and all of our dogs, deserve better.

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